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Backstage
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The scene opens with the always punctual Richard Jacov walking backstage. He peers left and right then begins to talk to the camera with a frown.
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Jacov pic
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Richard Jacov: "I can't believe I'm being forced to do this... god damn it. I'm here tonight to talk to *sigh* Jack Jones... I just don't know where he is. Probably making friends with a razorblade.
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Jones pic
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Jack Jones: "Oh Richard, be nice."
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Jack Jones slowly walks up to Richard Jacov, with a slight jump in his step as he approaches him.
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Richard Jacov (nervously): "Oh! Hello Jack! How do you feel about your next match? It's yo-
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Jack Jones: "Oh! How do I feel? That's a tough one. I'll have to get back to you on that one. Just kidding. It's me and that weird masked guy... whats his face. Ghoul King? Michelle or Kelly? What's that? Yeah you cameraman, speak up.
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Camerman: "Uhh... your tag partners name is umm... Michael Shelly."
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Jack Jones: "DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK? Some people are just so rude these days Richard, don't you agree? Of course you do, you have the same values and beliefs as I do, correct? Of course you do. Anyway, Me and Mikey are taking on a pair of... how do I label them? Well we got Legend here who I remember destroying several times... a long time ago. He won a championship which he carries around! Good for him! He also kicked Morgan Reigns in the head, but no one seems to care about that when the fans cheer for him like they are having epileptic fits."
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Jack smirks a little at his own witty remark when he continues.
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Jack Jones: "Then we got the big old Chris Cross. TBG Original. You remember him Jacov don't you? Probably don't. You do? Good for you! Crossy Wossy tended to go to the bar a bit too much if you know what I mean. And his girlfriend was in a car accident. Aww, poor Crossy is sad now. Now he cuts these typical dark promo's where he sits in the corner and cry's about how pathetic his life is.
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Richard Jacov: "Doesn't he remind you of well... you?"
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Jack Jones: "That's a great vocab you got there Rich. Did you learn that at buisness school when your daddy pulled strings to somehow get you to graduate? Don't answer that. No, he doesn't remind me of myself at all. Cause well, I have this thing called talent. Maybe you've heard of it? Course you have. It's all around you. There's me... there's xander... maybe blackdoom. And the controversial Johnny Blaze. I guess he has talent. But yes, it's what seperates us from plague-ridden scum such as Legend and Cross. Any questions before I walk away from this interview?"
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Richard Jacov shows a face of extreme anger before reaching to take the microphone off Jack.
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Jack Jones: "Wait... I sense something. You want... you want the General Manager position don't you? It's obvious. I can see it in your eyes. Yes... yes your eyes show the truth. I can help you Richard. I can help you return to the top. Just for a minimal fee which will be paid later. Really... I can.
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Jacov looks almost hypnotized as he slowly nods his head.
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Jack Jones: "Thats right folks. When the thing you want the most is offered... how will you say no. That was just a demonstration. And by the way Jacov, Zaphod suits me just fine. When situations change I will assist you. For now I better get to my tag. See you when this ends."
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The camera shows an EXTREMELY confused Jacov look back and forth and the voice of the camerman laughing can be heard. The camera slowly fades away.
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